1)笑笑...
老师说上联：
树上有只鸟，
鸟摇树也摇，
鸟都飞走了，
树也摇三摇。
学生对下联：
老师去尿尿，
鸟摇尿也摇，
尿都尿完了，
鸟还摇三摇。
2)猜猜...
越摸越长，
越动越粗，
越搞越硬，
这是在做什么?
猜猜看...
别又在想歪，ok?
是...
炸油条！！！
Friday, July 11, 2008
Long time din post new thing....
Sry for those who always visit n c my blog...
tis few weeks i was busy with other thing...so i din post new for u all to read...
anywhere...mayb my blog not so "lak gu"...but i hoping wat i wirting here can let u all laugh...
tat y i put sum laughing acticle for u all to read...
hehe....
tis few weeks i was busy with other thing...so i din post new for u all to read...
anywhere...mayb my blog not so "lak gu"...but i hoping wat i wirting here can let u all laugh...
tat y i put sum laughing acticle for u all to read...
hehe....
HELP SSS N PEHHWA
Anyone who wish to up grade his english?
If got...plz contact me or SSS...
now tis i think really helpful to improve our english coz tis is the Singapore there using tis BBC english method to teach Singaporien...
Tis is a bit different with Malaysian "style"...they using new method,visual audio method.
Another thing is plz help our lovely animal...my fren pehhwa was oso taking part to help...tis is under PAWS org.
anyone who like to sponser or buying the thing...erm...actually can say is donating by buying tis thing...
TQ all....
If got...plz contact me or SSS...
now tis i think really helpful to improve our english coz tis is the Singapore there using tis BBC english method to teach Singaporien...
Tis is a bit different with Malaysian "style"...they using new method,visual audio method.
Another thing is plz help our lovely animal...my fren pehhwa was oso taking part to help...tis is under PAWS org.
anyone who like to sponser or buying the thing...erm...actually can say is donating by buying tis thing...
TQ all....
Monday, June 9, 2008
Saturday, June 7, 2008
haiz....
emm.....
haiz.....
y so long oso no ppl come n visit my blog....
oso no one leaving any comment...
is my blog not gud?
or...everyone oso busy thier thing leh...
wakaka....
yesterday go out wf my "sis" n her bf...play till very shuang....
the most funny thing is suden a women at the back there clap her hand after i roll the ball...
thn later...she come in n sit wf us...
at tat time...three os us was shock....
y she come n sit here?
she start to ask me...she say: r u a coach?
thn i reply:sure im not....y?
she say juz now i teach my "sis" to play...thn she juz wanna ask ask only....
thn she really say a lot a lot of thing....
say can play together wf them next time...ask us study wat...whn will come bac to play again...many many thing....n wanna take me n my "sis" number,say wat wanna invite us go to play together wa...
but she hav two frens which oso chan wa oso...same age wf me de...
dunoe wat can do...she still sitting there watch us play...whn my turn...i oso dunoe how to play liao..coz too cemas....thn i was throw the ball not nice le...no more X(strike)...haiz....all her fault!!!
i was play till 3 X at front thn coz of her...make me brake...haiz...
now i oso wanna answer her phone anot whn she call me...really scary leh....
now i think bac oso very scare....dunoe wat the udang di sebalik batu....
haiz.....
y so long oso no ppl come n visit my blog....
oso no one leaving any comment...
is my blog not gud?
or...everyone oso busy thier thing leh...
wakaka....
yesterday go out wf my "sis" n her bf...play till very shuang....
the most funny thing is suden a women at the back there clap her hand after i roll the ball...
thn later...she come in n sit wf us...
at tat time...three os us was shock....
y she come n sit here?
she start to ask me...she say: r u a coach?
thn i reply:sure im not....y?
she say juz now i teach my "sis" to play...thn she juz wanna ask ask only....
thn she really say a lot a lot of thing....
say can play together wf them next time...ask us study wat...whn will come bac to play again...many many thing....n wanna take me n my "sis" number,say wat wanna invite us go to play together wa...
but she hav two frens which oso chan wa oso...same age wf me de...
dunoe wat can do...she still sitting there watch us play...whn my turn...i oso dunoe how to play liao..coz too cemas....thn i was throw the ball not nice le...no more X(strike)...haiz....all her fault!!!
i was play till 3 X at front thn coz of her...make me brake...haiz...
now i oso wanna answer her phone anot whn she call me...really scary leh....
now i think bac oso very scare....dunoe wat the udang di sebalik batu....
Friday, June 6, 2008
笑话之第一章
女主人责备女佣偷了她底裤，
女佣说：我真的没偷。
女主人叫她拿出证据，
女佣就回头对男主人说：
SIR，你都知道我从来是不从来不穿底裤的，对吗？
哈哈～～你觉得这样的女佣利害还是女主人差？
不过最不好是男主人。
女佣说：我真的没偷。
女主人叫她拿出证据，
女佣就回头对男主人说：
SIR，你都知道我从来是不从来不穿底裤的，对吗？
哈哈～～你觉得这样的女佣利害还是女主人差？
不过最不好是男主人。
Hi
Hi...everyone...
welcome to my blog...
erm..i juz start my blog...
hope all of u can leave sum comment on it...
Tq...
any comment oso can..juz scare u din leave only..haha...
i sure will not angry...
n...reqlly sory if i was say sumthing which u not like to hear...
Tq...
welcome to my blog...
erm..i juz start my blog...
hope all of u can leave sum comment on it...
Tq...
any comment oso can..juz scare u din leave only..haha...
i sure will not angry...
n...reqlly sory if i was say sumthing which u not like to hear...
Tq...
爱自己之喜欢于爱
常常很欣赏某些人的优点，
卻但不会喜欢上那些人。
因为喜欢，不等于欣赏。
喜欢一个人，
也许是男也许是女，
我可以同时喜欢很多人，
卻无法同时爱上两个人。
因为爱，不等于喜欢。
欣赏不等于喜欢，喜欢不等于爱。
我很欣赏她，不代表我会喜欢她。
我很喜欢她，不代表我会爱上她。
爱，是名词；爱上，是动词。
爱情是一朵生长在绝壁崖边缘上的花，要相取得就必须要有勇气。
卻但不会喜欢上那些人。
因为喜欢，不等于欣赏。
喜欢一个人，
也许是男也许是女，
我可以同时喜欢很多人，
卻无法同时爱上两个人。
因为爱，不等于喜欢。
欣赏不等于喜欢，喜欢不等于爱。
我很欣赏她，不代表我会喜欢她。
我很喜欢她，不代表我会爱上她。
爱，是名词；爱上，是动词。
爱情是一朵生长在绝壁崖边缘上的花，要相取得就必须要有勇气。
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